Aliases: Long John Wodd, John Duval, John C. Holmes, Johnny Wadd, Big Jon Fallus, Big John, John Rey, Mark Lloyd
John Holmes is the stuff legends are made of in that he is the foundational big dick of porn. He’s been the subject of countless books, documentaries, tributes, and of course, was the inspiration behind Marky Mark’s character in “Boogie Nights”. Born in the ‘40s in a small Ohio town, John knew from an early age that he was special. When he’d jerk off, he’d get all dizzy because that massive dick of his drained way too much blood from his head. With enough practice, though, John was able to control his dick growth and keep his balance, and soon became an absolute master of cock manipulation. John joined the army and was stationed in Germany for a few years where he no doubt gave a whole bunch of continental slut-bags a night to remember. After his discharge, he went to Los Angeles to discharge his wads on American soil with good ol’ American gals. It wasn’t long before John took to porn, and soon, became the massive smash-hit star with “Deep Throat”, “Behind The Green Door”, and “The Devil In Miss Jones”. So, what makes John such a big name? You probably already know the answer unless you just got out of seminary school where you’ve been for the last several decades. John’s sporting a massive foot-long fuck-rod which chicks go absolutely gaga for. He also unleashes a fury of jizz bombs every time, and every scene he shoots has that special Holmes climax.
Career: 1969 to 1988