I heard that if you click your heels three times and say "Lesbians, lesbians, lesbians!" three sexy lesbians will appear in the room to seduce you. I'm not sure if it's true. Maybe it's one of those urband legends, like going in front of the mirror and summoning up Biggie Smalls or Bloody Mary. Either way, it's worth a shot and oh sweet Jesus, the lesbians are here! The lesbians are here! Licking, fucking, oh my god, I don't even know what they're doing but they're naked and they can do whatever they want to for all I care... oh the lesbians!!