We get a little confused ourselves: does latino also refer to women? Or is it just latinas? Is it androgynous (there's our five-dollar word for the day). Truth be told, we weren't paying attention in Spanish class that day. We were more than likely thinking about all of the nasty things we'd do to Seniorita Lopez. Jesus H. She had the most perfect titties we've ever seen. And that accent. We wonder if she's still around the old neighborhood. Maybe she's still single and we can live out our dream of wining and dining this Spanish teacher and convince her to give us a blowjob/tittyfuck. Perhaps we can catch her at the next reunion (if she's still hot by then) and talk her into a little brain right there in one of the stalls. That woman had to know that all of her 17-year old students were thinking about it.