It's Spring Break and you're headed to The Shore or Daytona Beach. There's a lot of skanks running around, and they're DTF (down to fuck). That's fine and dandy, but the sad reality is, is that they've probably fucked every other frat boy or juicehead or redneck within a fifty mile radius. What to do, what to do. Well, you'd best wrap that shit up, partner. Hey, we all know that putting on a condom is about as much fun as shooting blanks at the firing range. You want the real thing. But you've got to be smart. You can still get your cock sucked and your dick in a tight piece of ass. You're still going to get the feel of her tight cunt around your meat and her lips around your balls. What's the best part in all this? You don't have to worry about where you cum. You can cum inside the skank because your sword is sheathed. No worries. You don't have to pull out because you just filled that condom full of cum. Just thank God you didn't fill her up. That's just what you need, to be paying eighteen years of child support to a skank you met one night at a bar called The Sand Box.