Aliases: Ilona Staller, Elena Mercuri, Elena Mercury, Ilona Staller Koons
Born Ilona Staller, this Hungarian supermodel, musician, politician, and mega slut junky opted for the stage name Cicciolina, which means ‘cuddles’ in Italian. You’d surely donate a nut to science for a chance to cuddle up close to Cicciolina’s warm body, soft bosom, and super-sweet vajayjay. Cicciolina’s biography and career to date is nothing short of epic. She was born in Budapest and started modeling as a teen. In her early 20s, she met a fine Italian gentleman, married him, and moved to Italy, where she got involved in various sex-themed media shows. There, she built up a massive fan-base of horny jerk hounds, which slowly encouraged her to enter the full-on smut scene by the ‘80s. Cicciolina started doing it all and loving it even more. One of her peak performances was in 1987’s “The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empress” where she skillfully handled the serious shlongage of the legendary John Holmes. While Cicciolina went on to branch out into music and politics, and ultimately married famously kitschy pop artist Jeff Koons, she will always be fondly remembered for her looks and porn performances. With her pale blonde hair, man-eating eyes, and wide red mouth, she has the face of an angel with the devil in her soul. Her body is tight and her creamy tits are all natural. Her pussy and asshole are the definition of heavenly holes, and the way she put those holes to work for us is truly epic.
Career: 1986 to 2001