People decide to jerk off in some of the strangest places. Of course, what makes it fun is the prospect of getting caught. We've got some guys around the office here that have wanked it in some pretty fucked up places. Why? Well, why the hell not? One guy here beat his meat in the bathroom of the Space Needle's restaurant. Another pulled the pud while at the beach under his towel with tons of people around. This other fella jerked the chicken while waiting for his jerk chicken at a restaurant just down the street. And probably the best was the guy that did it at his girlfriend's parent's pool party--in the fucking pool. Apparently he couldn't wait to get his girl home. It had to be done right then. All while dad was flipping steaks on the grill and mom serving iced tea.