Chris Rock said it best: There's no sex in the champagne room. Well, we'd say he's partially right. Strippers are hustlers, in case you didn't know, and you've got to play the game. Money talks. No bullshit--show the cash or you're going to be playing with your own ass. The best approach is to be straightforward. Tell them that you want a private dance, and that you're willing to negotiate for the 'premium package'. For a C-note or two, I have yet to meet an 'exotic dancer' that won't give you a blowjob. And they'll do a fantastic job of it, too. It's all about numbers to them, and the sooner you get off the quicker they can get back out there and work the room. A great number of these girls were hooking before they started pole dancing, so they know how to suck cock like a champion.