We've all tried to suck our own cocks at least once. Many have tried, and only a select few are capable. We applaud those that can. If you're interested in trying this yourself, you must be careful. Unfortunately, man wasn't designed to suck his own dick. Do a little research and watch some how-tos before you start breaking your neck and back. First, it's going to help a whole heck of a lot if you're long enough. You know Ron Jeremy? Mr. Hedgehog himself? You've probably heard of him. Well, when this guy was young, he could perform autofellatio. Have you seen the size of his schlong? He could easily bend down and stick the erect tip of penis into his mouth. For those of us that are average size, on the other hand, it's not going to be that easy. It'll take a lot of patience, practice and stretching to get your own wet mouth wrapped around your stiff member. We certainly recommend a lot of yoga, too. Think yoga's for chicks? Well, if you go to yoga classes and still can't get it in, you could easily get one of the forty or so girls in your class to just do the job for you. You know girls like yoga, right?